All Star United - "All Star United"

Year: 1997
Label: Reunion
Favorite songs: La La Land, Lullaby, Smash Hit, Torn, Dive, Savior of My Universe
Lyric sample: "I got my prayer cloth collection in a Jesus jar / I got the Holy Ghost ridin' in the back of my car / Sometimes He gives a little tickle, I go "hardee har har" / Ain't it grand when you're living in la la land // My Jesus decal does quite a trick / Right above my dashboard I stick it / A good luck charm / It keeps me from harm / And saves me from speeding tickets"
One of my great regrets in life - somewhere in between killing that innocent little bird with a BB gun and wasting 75 cents + 2 1/2 hours of my life watching "The New World" - is that I never got to see All Star United live in concert during their glory days. From what I've heard it was a sight to behold, a crazy show with a lot of energy. It wouldn't be out of character. This debut record is still the band's greatest achievement, a lean 10 songs with nothing poor and nothing wasted. It's a tightly packed and well-groomed album containing the essence of everything that endears All Star to their fans. When they released their premature greatest hits collection after only two records, the lion's share of the material came from their self-titled debut. Of course, predictably, most of my favorite songs weren't their favorites, but I suppose it doesn't matter. That's why I am happy to own the CD so I can listen to their favorites and mine.
All Star United isn't an ambitious recording. It doesn't have any lofty expectations. It's just one band doing what they do best. It's their uniqueness and purity that makes it all so worthwhile. I've said it before - no one does "happy" as well as All Star United. Happy is hard to pull off without coming across trite and cheesy. People don't take you seriously when you're too happy. It seems fake. Fortunately, All Star United is quite genuine; at least as far as they intend to be. Lead singer and lyricist Ian Eskelin is one of the best satirists in the music business and he comes out of the gate with his tongue in his cheek. "La La Land" lights up with bright distorted guitars and quirky, almost circus-like keyboards bouncing along in the back while the lyrics speak of such things as "marshmallow skies and custardy pies." This sugary language describes in some ways All Star's approach to sarcasm. They are not really confrontational, but if you listen they are calling out the failings of modern Christianity - in this case a feel-good, prosperity Gospel that uses Jesus as a get-out-of-jail-free card. The song is pretty funny, and it has a good rock quotient and smart chord progression as well.
This trend continues with "Smash Hit," sending up the business of all things contemporary Christian. The truth sometimes gets lost in our attempts to market it, but at the end of the day Jesus doesn't need our promotions or ad campaigns. He's the biggest hit of all, a sensation in His own right, affecting the whole world. That's what you get if you think about the song. If you just feel it, you might merely headband to the infectious bridge riff - but that's okay too. "Bright Red Carpet" takes a clandestine approach to a serious subject: fame and wealth on earth don't give you any special credentials in the afterlife. When the band says "Will you be there when they roll out / Bright red carpet / Will I see you by my side," what they mean is, will you be in heaven? Or is your worth found in clothes, popularity, and money?
I guess happy is less the word for All Star than upbeat. This they are consistently, but I don't want to sell them short. I've already established that their lyrical content takes them much deeper than simple fluffiness, and they also have plenty of sincere sentiments. "Savior of My Universe" is a well-realized worshipful acoustic track. "Torn" expresses the uncertainty that we have all felt when wondering how (or perhaps even if) to proceed in a relationship. "Drive" offers a listening ear to a friend in distress. While pain is touched upon, it is never wallowed in. The band has hope and they are eager to share it. There are plenty of bands that do dark and do it well, but so few have mastered the lava-lamp exuberance that All Star exudes so effortlessly.
This breakout disc is also the strongest musical outing for All Star United. They are good musicians, and they give their guitars and keys time to play the songs to their conclusions. "Drive" and "Torn" are particularly great in this respect, but even "Lullaby" breaks out in the middle for a little jam. The trebly guitar tones, retro keys and background "woo-hoos" give the record a familiar congenial sensibility that recalls a simpler time. It's one of those discs that is just good clean fun. Listening to it lifts my spirits and reminds me what I love about music. Ladies and gentlemen, the greatest band in the world.
I looked far and wide (but mostly wide) and discovered this video for Bright Red Carpet, apparently made when the band had so little cash that they couldn't even afford to decorate the walls. Pretty straightforward, and hey, you don't even have to navigate away from this page so you might as well play the video.
All Star United - Bright Red Carpet
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